red by the glass

J=Juicy, D=Dry, F=Fruity, N=Natty, B=Biodynamic, O=Organic, E=Easy drinkin, BG= BIG, A= Acidic, H=Herbacious, C= Citrusy, S=Sweet-ish

‘Autochtones’ 16 / 64 | B,F,E | Languedoc, France | 2022 | Valdigui, etc. | LL Cool J, covered in Baby oil, shirtless, performing for just you and your friends

‘Kalamite’ 16 / 64 | J,N,F,E | Loire, France | 2022 | You just finished an ultra marathon, and now you are eating warm plums and getting a massage

‘Distina’ 14 / 56 | J,F,E,O | Emilia-Romagna, Italy | 2022 | Barbera, Kroatina | Snoop and Martha eating dinner in a Trattoria, and they invite you to share spicy puttanesca

‘North Coast Claret’ 20 / 80 | J,D,BG | Northern Cali | 2022 | getting a really buff partner to carry you through Comic Con dressed at a pirate and a parrot (youre the parrot)

white by the glass

‘Fragile’ 20 / 80 | H,O,D | Rhone, France | 2022 | Chenin Blanc | Nas singing “I know I can, be what I wanna be”

‘DEAUX PUNX GO SKATE’ 17 / 68 | H,N,E | Northern California | 2021 | Chardonnay and more | Finding your old skateboard and NOT breaking your ankle trying to do some old tricks

‘Alphee’ 22 / 88 | BG,H,D | Savoie, France | 2019 | Chardonnay | Sabrina Carpenter Outro playing over Dua Lipa’s viral dance- but you like it

‘LA SURPRISE’ 16 / 64 | Savoie France | 2022 | Jacquere | When that nerdy one night stand ends up being really good at... the standing…

‘leithaburg’ 18 / 72 | BG,F, E | Burgenland, Austria | 2022 | Chardonnay | Smoking a cigarette in bed cause your time spent with your new lover was just that good.

‘Radicalement Blanc’ 17 / 68 | C, H,A | Anjou, France | 2021 | Chenin, Chardonnay | Sneaking a quickie in a Michelin 3-star restaurant bathroom

rose / skin contact by the glass

‘Meinklang’ 14 / 56 | J,N,E | Austria | 2022 | Welschriesling, Pinot Gris, and Traminer | frolicking through fields of hay with a happy brown cow named Bertha

‘SKIN-Contact’ 14 / 54 | H,O,E | Loire, France | 2023 | Chardonnay, Muscat | You’re in the perfume section of Macy’s and the whole crew starts a song and dance number about your love life

‘POPULIS’ 14 / 54 | D,A,C | Mendocino, California | 2022 | Cinsault, Syrah | You were just reincarnated as the hero of some fantasy world, and boy are you ready to save some shit and get the girl (or boy)

‘wabi-sabi’ 17 / 68 | H,C,F | Austria| 2022 | Gruner Veltliner, Riesling, etc. | Touch down in Tokyo, snag a cream and orange sandwich from Lawsons, meet a Gyaru, never go home.

Bubbles

‘BULLE De FORT’ 16 / 64 | Loire, France | NV | BLEND | this is like me and girls with Daddy issues

‘Dinocheau’ 13 / 50 | Touraine, France | 2022 | Chenin blanc | You just closed your first multi-million dollar real estate deal, but you can’t afford the Dom

Non-Alc & Beer & Misc

Saratoga Seltzer $3

Saratoga Still (big bottle) $6

Miller Highlife (Champagne of beer) $3

Espresso $4 Tea $3

Bottled Coke $3

Non-Alc Spritzers $6 (ask your server for what flavors we have)

Bitters and Soda $ 3